Mike 

UNA DE CAL Y UNA DE ARENA
Can't take him out of my mind.
Drives me from heaven to hell and from hell to heaven.
I can't wait anymore.

Cannot wait even a single breath more... to let us both reach and touch the stars.

Come to me, come now Mike

Mike by Ayuryari November 30, 2021

Mike 

This is an unusual term to some, but I will help to elaborate. Mike is someone who's penis is generally "above average" in girth. Mike is a male, and is most certainly not a dike and he sometimes rides a bike. People love Mike, he is a funny mother fucker. Mike typically has a best friend named Avery who doesn't take shit from anyone. I love Mike, and want to have sex with anyone who's name is Mike.

Mike is the balls, he keeps me going in life.

When I got out of the shower, I looked down and thought I was Mike

Mike by Ding Dong Dick October 17, 2010

Mike 

A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him

Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"

Mike by Coolio kiddio September 24, 2014

mike 

Head strong Caring and good looking

Mike he is a sweetheart

mike by Monroehh December 19, 2016

Mike 

Tends to be quite a bitch about many things and then tries to scare u off by running at u. He also threatens to fuck your sister every once and a while which we know will never happen. He also claims he is a ‘hood boy’ which we know is not true because he admitted to having a pussy.

Don’t be a mike (pampering bitch)

Mike by Thick dick nibba November 15, 2018

mike 

A NIGGA WITH A BIG FOREHEAD

bro that bitch is such a mike 😭

mike by pimpdaddy647 October 30, 2019

Mike 

Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis

Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."

Mike by MikeHunt509 April 22, 2014