Maldo

Usually a man who drinks fireball on end. Has a strong alcoholism. He, is a problem.

Man: You go out last night?
Man 2:yeah completely pulled a Maldo.

by Eric 425 June 2, 2018

Malding

When someone is mad and literally crying

Lark- Shut up pussy boy, want to know my dick
p2w- You are malding.

by yourgodfatheranddad June 11, 2020

Karl Malden

When, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her pussy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queefer of biblical proportions.

The Karl Malden is best performed in the summer time when your nostrils are unclogged.

by Euesblue102 September 7, 2008

maldified

messed up, ruined, broken

My finger's all maldified from punching that parking meter last night.

by mike meisner August 25, 2006

maldrin

1.something/ someone who is so crazy/amazing/confusing/insane that they cant exactly be defined
2. A female who does an incredibly hilarious insane random act, normally including alot of crazy laughing and falling over , or playing with a friends facial features while pointing out funny looking objects
3. A female acting drunk or high, without anything in your system
4. A bipolar bitch
5.something shiny and distracting

1-4. wow, steph is being sucha maldrin....
5.woahh...look at that maldrin!

by Jessii November 14, 2007

mhalgrim

A type of dwarven male character in a popular online game.

Your mhalgrim is very hard to beat.

by fatmaninpants August 7, 2009

mhaliek

piece of crap. annoying. do not trust then. they make fun of you non stop

see that douche over there

must be a mhaliek

by lokein May 2, 2017