Melted cheese

When a man cums in a pan and pours it on a woman's face after boiling it!!!

Wow Tim, I didn't expect your world famous melted cheese to leave burn marks on my face!!!

by Melted cheese July 19, 2016

muff melt

a slang term for female ejaculate

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"

by Thunda J June 25, 2008

Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019

ciabatta melt

Private school lunch. Often served with guacamole.

J-Roddy- Join the Roddy movement!

Johnny P of Eustace- Yeah after I finish this ciabatta melt.

by JRodGVAABaseball February 18, 2011

Moon Melt

A psychological “melt down” / big mood swing linked to the full moon phase of a Lunar Cycle.

Moon phases have always been known to cause mood swings in humans throughout history , hence the ancient term “Lunatic”

Oh my god , I had a huge moon melt last full moon !! I was crazy for 4 days ... it sent me nuts .

by Cainey October 3, 2020

melt bag

A word that a boy named ‘Kian’ will use if he texts the wrong number. It’s a general insult given to anyone who crosses his path

“I didn’t even go to college you absolute melt bag”

by Sphiedid January 24, 2023

Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.

I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020