Meat Train

Is when you jerk-off in a conga line.

Im about go to in a Meat Train

by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022

Whale Meat

An extremely huge dick

Jessica: "i'm so sore from last night"
Tiffany: "from what? i thought you and Tyrell went to the movies?"
Jessica: "we did but afterwards we went to his house. Let's just say he has that whale meat."

by DatNigga88 August 24, 2011

Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.

Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

by rixter1971 April 27, 2012

sink meat

1. when you just had passionate sex that lasted upwards of 7 hours and now you are late for your job interview, so you proceed to wash your penis in the sink.

2. An alternative to showering after sex.

Bro I didn't have time to shower so I had do some sink meat after I boned your mother.

by ChingyChief February 14, 2017

Monotone meat bag

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.

At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.

by Narcbuster April 23, 2018

Sakura Matou

Younger sister of Rin Tohsaka and makeshift Holy Grail for Zouken's evil desires. She is the main heroine of the third route in Fate/stay night.

When she merges with Angra Mainyu after slaying her abusive stepbrother Shinji, she becomes Dark Sakura with a virtually endless supply of magical energy and commands Saber Alter.

Person 1: Bruh, Sakura Matou from Fate is the best girl.

Person 2: Yeah. What shinji did to her is fucked up.

by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020

Fuckable meat

Meat(human being) that is being able to be fucked.

You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?

by Iljuh December 21, 2020