Motard

A combination of most and retard.

Usually said to help make things seem politically correct, and protect those molly coddled excuses of life.

Fred is such a motard. He should ride the short bus.

by Anorexicbisch February 20, 2019

McLardus

Mclardus - Noun
Extremely old food you would find in your car; A old Mcdonalds fry that you still eat anyway.

a Person in a car: is that a fry?
a Person in a car: I don't care if that a Mclardus fry I will still eat it!

by @Lil_PeePee_1.v February 25, 2019

Motard

A piece of poop with a hair on it

He left a motard on the toilet seat, it was fucking disgusting.

by Jeffery Bicycle June 5, 2019

McHardy

A name for a loyal leader always puts friends first, always keeps it MAC let’s the birdies know what’s up,Always keen for a square go no matter who but doesn’t look for scraps, loves getting sideways with the lads something to take the pain away

Dat boy always got me keen for the sesh no body parties as hard as a McHardy

by McFatlines January 6, 2020

Motard

Moron and retard put together

Omg that guy it’s a complete motard I swear

by Real.crys March 29, 2021

mcardle

a charming man that will scared but hes cool and old.

mcardle scared me last night but in a charming way.

by jacob the great mcardle April 28, 2021

Motard!

A contraction of Motorist and Retard - A motorist who mistakenly believes that they have exclusive rights to get to their destination in the fastest possible way. Everyone and anything that impedes them (including slower moving trucks & busses, congested traffic, cyclists, pedestrians and traffic controls such as traffic lights and stop signs) are all legitimate targets for irrational hatred, verbal abuse and physical rage. The Motard! is always ranked in the lowest IQ quartile, victims of the Dunning Kruger effect and can be easily identified off road by their distinctive atrocious spelling and complete absence of anything resembling grammar.

Hey, look at that motard! trying to run people off the road.
The motard! said "cyclist don't pay rego, they should be banned from my roads"
I'm collecting Motard Tears to make some more cyclist moisturising lotion.

by lycralizard December 19, 2021