The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.
by JJJ December 20, 2004
You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
by Carl Stawicki July 16, 2008
when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.
by John McTumling August 24, 2017
the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
by fatherboat November 22, 2007
a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.
it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.
it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.
by Susquehanna December 14, 2022
by Mosh Pit Matt July 01, 2010
1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping
2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.
2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.
Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."
by TehMonny April 10, 2007