mayonnaise sandwich

The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.
That bitch didn't want me to cum on her face, so I gave her a mayonnaise sandwich
by JJJ December 19, 2004
mugGet the mayonnaise sandwichmug.

carrot in the mayonnaise

when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.
by John McTumling August 24, 2017
mugGet the carrot in the mayonnaisemug.

Mayonnaise Ma'am

Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."
You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008
mugGet the Mayonnaise Ma'ammug.

maneze (mayonnaise)

prison lubrication the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
by fatherboat December 24, 2007
mugGet the maneze (mayonnaise)mug.

italian mayonnaise

a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.

it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.
That guy is spouting off Italian mayonnaise.
by Susquehanna December 14, 2022
mugGet the italian mayonnaisemug.

yugo-mayonnaise

Unfathomably irrelevant Google search term yielding results that are more than unexpected.
Dude! I just searched for "cheese helmet" and all i got was yugo-mayonnaise.
by Mosh Pit Matt July 6, 2010
mugGet the yugo-mayonnaisemug.

man mayonnaise

1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping

2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.
Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."
by TehMonny April 14, 2007
mugGet the man mayonnaisemug.

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