mactavish

n. The process of having sex with a girl without the use of a condom. Named after hockey player Craig MacTavish, who is famous for being the last hockey player in the NHL to play without wearing a helmet.

Al: Yo man I heard you MacTavished that broad last night.
Rando: Yeah playa I bare backed her.

by Catauro July 23, 2006

mantasy

(noun) a man who meets all your criteria (i.e. fulfills your physical, emotional and intellectual needs), is straight (or gay, as the case may be), is available AND digs you. (plural) mantasies. but use mantasi if there are too many to handle.

Forget the rest this guy's a mantasy.

by Ian row April 6, 2007

mantagonize

For one man to force another man to do anything through male peer pressure in that special trademark way.

This includes verbally degrading their ability to do anything or stressing a scoff full of testosterone and disbelief to make the person feel inept.

Usually ends up including "do you want me to do it FOR you?", and typically ending up with the situation in question turning out poorly even though the person in question succumbed to the mantagonizing.

AJ: I don't think I'm going to fit into this parking spot...
Brett: Oh come on, you've got plenty of room.
*AJ starts backing the van up*
Brett: Are you serious right now? Do you want me to park the van for you?
AJ: Fine, I'll park here.
*AJ parks successfully*
Brett: Now we've barely got any room to get out. Whatever...
Dev: That was funny.
Andy: Chyep. Is mantagonize a word? If not, I just coined that because that just happened.

by wannabeapanther February 1, 2009

Mantash

To state a categorical opinion, only to change your mind and state a completely different opinion on the same matter later on. Originally used to describe how ANC Secretary General Gwede Mantashe changed his mind during the #ZumaMustFall protests in South Africa. He was originally in support of Zuma resigning, but later voiced his undying support for the presidency.

Sarah used to love Justin Bieber, but she mantashed, she hates him now.

by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

mantail

a disgusting growth on the back of your head, rejects all the ladies and smells like 400 decomposing babies in death valley.

Person 1: Omg! Whats that on your head?! EW IM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU ANYMORE.
Person 2: Sorry! Its just my mantail!

by AsanteSwagger April 12, 2011

mastabatorium

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.

The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007

mactard

A Mac fan that blindly believe that any products produced by Apple Inc. is superior to all other products of the same kind. Such a person believe that Apple is the "de facto standard" of similar products and also believe that Apple is the victim from which others simply copy inventions from.

User 1: Do you thing this ASUS laptop or that Toshiba's is faster? I got so excited after I tried Windows 7.

User 2: Neither, Windows 7 is just Windows. You should get a Mac, "it just works" and doesn't have "thousand of viruses".

User 1: Have you even use Windows 7?

User 2: No, but it is a rebrand of Windows Me and Windows Vista. No matter how much Microsoft try to copy from Mac, Windows 7 is just like putting lipstick on a pig.

Users 1: You are such a Mactard, commenting on a product you haven't even use!

by Day2Die December 6, 2009