Toxic Masculinity

A plan devised by women to get men to be simps

The picture of my booty on Instagram is about body positivity and your Toxic Masculinity is making you jealous.

by White Knights Unite November 18, 2020

Toxic masculinity

A bullshit term made by some nutty feminists who want to attack men.

Person1: I took my son fishing today, He will grow up to be a strong man!
Feminist: OMG TOXIC MASCULINITY!!!! HOW DARE YOU TEACH HIM THESE EVIL PATRIACRCY TRAITS!!!!

Person1: You're calling me toxic and your shouting at me for no reason, lol ok.

Feminist: YOUR MANSPLAINING!!!! YOU MISOGONIST EVIL M*N!!!!!

by ke1 December 12, 2021

Mascot Horror

aka "Kiddie Horror", or "Kiddypasta" Is a sub genre from internet horror, and has been around for quite some time, though it could be argued that FNAF pioneered the sub genre to popularity in 2015. It is used to describe either a game, movie, creepypasta, or horror franchise that pertains to younger audiences such as young Gen Z's and Alphas. Where as older generations wouldn't necessarily find them scary, rather seeing them as more edgy and cringeworthy, sometimes even laughably bad to the point where they wonder how some find this stuff creepy. This is because younger generations tend to be more emotionally susceptible to edgier content than others, and usually develop connections with them as part of brain development. In other words, they're retarded (with their emotions). Some examples of mascot horror such as FNAF, Bendy, Poppy Playtime, & Hello Neighbor usually contain content that is very recognizable and appealing towards these younger individuals mainly due to the cartoonish design of the characters, which is a crucial element in mascot horror. Other types of mascot horror such as Slender, Squid Games, and Siren Head weren't necessarily child friendly to begin with but as time went by, mainstream media has transformed these once horrifying icons so poorly to the point where they aren't even regarded as scary anymore. Despite the name, "mascot" refers to the fact that each mascot horror franchise contains a main notable character, whether it be good or bad.

Youtuber: Hey guys welcome to my 2 hour long video essay of why this mascot horror franchise is failing!

by FungusMan January 18, 2023

Mascara Girl

A kind of girl who wears too much mascara and eyeshadow. They are constantly complaining about everything and trying to get attention. Love to flirt with football kids and their outfits consist of unzipped, oversized, half-on hoodies over a crop top or bra. Wear pajama pants and chunky shoes to make themselves look taller.

"I saw a Mascara Girl today!"
"Disgusting."

by materialgorl_UwU February 23, 2022

diorshow mascara

the best mascara in the world called diorshow because it was used in dior fashion shows. it's quite exspensive for normal people. it makes lashes very long and volumed because of it's big brush. you can look like Twiggy with this.

cute guy: hey nice eyes
girl: (wearing diorshow mascara) thanks

by emilyXOXOlove April 7, 2008

masculine insecurity

The moment in every man's life when he questions the size of his schlong. Usually masculine insecurity occurs from anywhere to 3 minutes to a week. But it always goes away (hopefully). Masculine insecurity can be applied to other things as well, but we just mainly refer to those worries as "metro sexually challenged."

Tim: So it all started when I saw Johnny in the locker room holding a stick. Well it turned out it wasn't a stick.
Dave: Then what happened?
Tim: Then masculine insecurity hit me for a good 40 minutes.

by mosarman January 15, 2009

bleeding mascara

an awesome song from Atreyu

OMG! Bleeding Mascara's on! The guitaring is so good!

by Sean Rayburn July 2, 2005