glorified maid

A domestic servant, tending to every whim and request of her boyfriend or spouse; an inferior being.

You are nothing but a glorified maid.

by Warrioress'05 January 7, 2021

jiggle maid

A jiggle maid is a men's bathroom attendant generally found at high-end establishments. They are responsible for attending to male guests' restroom needs. Jiggling is performed when a few drops of urine have not found their way out of your penis. A Jiggle maid jiggles those last drops of urine out for you.

Yo, Jiggle maid! I got a few drops here!

by What’s up! November 21, 2024

cat maid

mostly porn drawers find this the hotspot for no reason i mean sure it got a frikin skirt but W H Y

hey you my cat maid?

N O

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BottomDop April 10, 2022

Whore maid

A maid who will fuck with thier boss.

Wife:Where is she?
Butler:She's upstairs with your husband.
Wife: that whore maid.

by Shhddtigx77 February 10, 2021

SUGAR Stage Maid

A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.

"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"

"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"

by SassyMlf17 October 14, 2019

First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.

Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023

maid fade

when you're checking out of a hotel room and you take a big dump on the way out the door... leaving the smell for the maids

I checked out of the la quinta this morning, but left a righteous maid fade...

by hollyRoxxx December 3, 2021