M.I.M.P
Like a P.I.M.P (Prostitute In My Possession.)
M.I.M.P is a woman with Men In My Possession. She easily persuades, or cunningly outsmarts the opposite sex (or same sex) into doing her dirty work, or being her sex slave. Basically the "Boss." Warning: This bitch is usually crazy as fuck, and will show up 9 months later with your, "No Strings Attached" child..
Like a P.I.M.P (Prostitute In My Possession.)
M.I.M.P is a woman with Men In My Possession. She easily persuades, or cunningly outsmarts the opposite sex (or same sex) into doing her dirty work, or being her sex slave. Basically the "Boss." Warning: This bitch is usually crazy as fuck, and will show up 9 months later with your, "No Strings Attached" child..
The M.I.M.P is usually spotted by saying or doing one of three things.
1: "We can be friends, no strings attached."
2: "Don't Fall in Love with me."
3: Stares at you during your "first kiss," run!
1: "We can be friends, no strings attached."
2: "Don't Fall in Love with me."
3: Stares at you during your "first kiss," run!
by LateNiteDiarrheaBitches December 30, 2010
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Bob.On.My.Penis. Used either when you are rejecting someone, or are honestly just trying to have some bitch Bob On Your Penis!
"That bitch has her period, I'm not tryna get that shit all over my dick, I'm just gunna tell her to B.O.M.P!"
Girl: "How could you break up with me, I love you so much! I wanna get back together with you!"
Guy: "NAHHH CHILLLL, B.O.M.P!" *walks away*
Girl: "How could you break up with me, I love you so much! I wanna get back together with you!"
Guy: "NAHHH CHILLLL, B.O.M.P!" *walks away*
by Allisunshinex August 8, 2009
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Get the G.U.M.P mug.Abbreviation for "shit my pants" or "shat my pants." Can be used in a variety of situations, most notably whenever something's funny, shocking or horrifying. Also appropriate when referring to an attractive member of the opposite sex. Whenever it's unclear whether a situation is, in fact, funny, shocking or horrifying, it's best to use a qualifier, e.g. "that was S.M.P. hilarious," or, "that was S.M.P. tasteless."
"The lunch lady at the cafeteria is S.M.P. hot!"
girl#1: "What's that smell?"
girl#2: "I S.M.P.'d"
"When Malcolm busted ass on his skateboard, it was so funny I just about S.M.P.'d"
"My mom just about made me S.M.P. when she found me alone with the pet goat."
girl#1: "What's that smell?"
girl#2: "I S.M.P.'d"
"When Malcolm busted ass on his skateboard, it was so funny I just about S.M.P.'d"
"My mom just about made me S.M.P. when she found me alone with the pet goat."
by midgetgoggles March 2, 2008
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by Jade May 31, 2004
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