lunchboxing

Predicting what happens in sports against your friends. Winner gets a reward. Loser gets a consequence

Bro 1: Bro, why is he paying for your drinks all night?
Bro 2: Because I destroyed him lunchboxing.

Guy: Why did you shave off your eyebrows?

Girl: Lost at lunchboxing. Couldn't hit a shot to save my life.

by sports_R_fun July 16, 2022

dirty lunch box

When a lunch box is stolen, the contents are eaten by the thief and replaced by him or her taking a nice warm shit inside the box. The lunch box is then returned to the owner for a nice lunch time suprise.

Little Billy was starving when he got home from school because someone gave him a dirty lunch box.

by Dirty-train December 14, 2008

Lunch box Hauler

to own a truck but not use it for its intentions. the term comes from people who choose not to carry things such as lumber or working materials but rather drive a truck around for no true reason.

look at that lifted truck"... "what a lunch box hauler

by Slimguy379 August 16, 2010

Tokyo lunch box

The act of eating soy sauce out of an Asian womans ass with a chopstick.

Bobby went home last night and thought he was going to get roast beef, but instead had a Tokyo lunch box.

by Adamweeee March 28, 2011

lunchboxer

A lunchboxer is a guy who brings a lunch to work with him that his wife lovingly prepared for him with his favorite foods. A lunchboxer is usually a more mature knowledgeable worker in contrast to the generation x worker who eats week old dog food out of the vending machine in the truckers lounge just so his wife can get 10 more minutes of sleep.

Old Schooler: "This sure is a good salami and swiss sandwich that my wife packed me today!"

Irish Kid: " Oh quit being such a lunchboxer and showing off. I have to eat another one of these "Paulaburgers" because they are the only items left in the machine again!"

by Petergozinya June 10, 2009

scrotum lunch box

The mashing of one's testicles into a metal lunch box for fun.

"Dude, my day sucked so I gave myself a scrotum lunch box."

by Black_Widow August 28, 2009

German Lunch Box

The sexual act of ingesting sour kraut from a woman's vagina/ off of a man's penis, while both participants wear crotchless lederhosen.

Klaus: "Inga gave me the best German lunch box I've ever had on my lunch break yesterday!"

by Ukranian Swordsman March 9, 2011