lube it or lose it

refers to going up the back alley and how prone to accidents that can sometimes be

are you going up the backway, you need to get some lube, why?
lube it or lose it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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Mr. Lube

A chain store that provides repair and maintenance services for vehicles.

Its rather unfortunate name is often used to refer to people who use lubricants excessively, for any purpose.

James is known around town as "Mr. Lube" due to his excessive use of lubricants during buttsecks.

by mr.luba April 13, 2009

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Chunky Lube

When you fuck a girl on her period, causing you to throw up and then use the throw up as lube

Bro, I fucked my girl with some chunky lube last night

by 21akathereaper May 05, 2017

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Lube Jesus

Lube Jesus is a god said to have an biliary to transform water to lube, his ability allows him to burst into your house with lube and fuck the shit out of you

Maaan Michael really just lost his virginity to Lube Jesus

by Cloud buyyy April 16, 2021

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lube lord

A lube lord is usually an accened being made of pure light and loob. They drool at the sight of a living beings and usually look like a 1980's pedophile stereotype.

Look in the sky is that a "lube lord"

by trusty man December 01, 2020

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