Wed Locked

When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.

Under the marital status box check one of the following:
Single
Married
Divorced
Wed Locked

by Annbiguous June 6, 2009

School Lockdown

A threat affecting certain school environments. It could be minor, or serious. A minor one would allow class to continue, on the condition that no one can leave the room. A serious one could mean there's imminent danger, and you need to be hidden, quiet, and vigilant. They're always to be taken seriously, because you never know if it's a false alarm or not.

Man, I still can't believe this damn place called a school lockdown cuz a toilet broke.

by SKRealTime February 2, 2019

labia locked

when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.

"Damn, blair waldorf just labia locked serena van der woodsen!"

by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009

Baby Locked

When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.

"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"

by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009

locked

1) To have down packed
2) Perfection
3) To hold down

How did your performance go?
I had it locked.

For Girls:
I thought I seen your man last night.
Girl, i got him on lock, he dont go out any more.

For men:
How it go last night?
I got that pussy on lock!

by cier June 16, 2010

locked and loaded

A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.

I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019

caps locked

1. the past tense form of "to caps lock"
2. having capitalized something on a keyboard

She caps locked her name when the boy failed to read it the first time.

by webster July 5, 2003