dutch locker

When you fart in someone else's locker before they open it.

I see that they gave Cindy the old Dutch Locker since she puked in her locker again!

by Fastford48 February 22, 2017

Nut Locked

Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.

I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.

That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Gym locker Yogurt

When your locker neighbor in gym class decides to spank the monkey and forget to throw away the object he cleaned himself with and leaves it in his gym locker. Over time it will begin to yellow and culture until it resembles yoplait Greek yogurt

Brad’s jizz napkin was never cleaned so now there is a culture of gym locker yogurt in his gym locker.

by Nikhil Kumaran May 15, 2019

Carrying my locker.

The act of carrying all your books in your bookbag instead of switching them into your locker to save time in between classes. This can also be used to make sure you don't forget a book.

John: Woah! Dude what are you doing with all those books?

Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.

John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?

Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?

by Al Nunya October 13, 2009

Body Locking

Body Locking is the act of hooking up and cuddling without having sex with someone.

Jane meets Joe at a bar, the chemistry heats up and they end up in bed together after the bar closes. As the night progresses they stop short of having sex and instead elaborate on the many paradigms of body locking.

by chadastrophic July 13, 2009

John Lockin' it

When one pretends that his or her legs don't work. This syndrome often comes on without any warning, causing the person to lose control of their legs and collapse immediately. The legs then become dead weight which must be dragged around until they regain life.

This was first documented in the TV series LOST, in which John Locke lost feeling in his legs and would suddenly collapse while walking.

Kyle: OMG, did you see Sarah collapse when she tried to stand up?

Katie: Yeah, at first I thought she was paralyzed but then I realized she was probably just John Lockin' it.

by MyLegsDontWork May 4, 2010

lookie loo

A term for someone who looks at something with no intention of buying it. Predominantly used for people who go to open houses when they have no intention of buying any real estate.

Like Peggy was doing on that episode of King of the Hill.

by random_whore February 24, 2005