wizard lizard

When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.

I came so hard after Wizard Lizard. Fireball was the money shot.

by BEUTYFLAEKS November 4, 2017

Lizard licker

A phrase you call a fiend addicted to any hard drugs

Ex. Opioids, Promethazine, Codeine, Heroin, Cocaine
All of these give fiends the dry mouth, lizards are dry. Thus, Lizzard Licker

Them boys be on them perky’s and them xannies, they some lizard licker’s !

She looks like she a lizard licker.

by Trey ReasoNz February 12, 2022

Lane lizard

Person that will drive in the passing lane the same speed or slower than the normal travel lane.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a lane lizard that refused to move over for faster traffic.

by Seymour Kooch September 9, 2015

Bearded Lizard

When giving a blowjob and having your tongue at the back of your throat, this then allows you to spit the contents with excessive force like a lizard or dragon.

Damn Madeleine can really do the Bearded Lizard, it went for metres

by Jollyjolliver September 11, 2016

Jizz Lizard

When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.

"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."

by Matt McCune March 31, 2008

road lizard

Can refer to any type of lizard that is sunning itself on the hot pavement.

That girl is crazy as a road lizard!

by Altairisfar October 28, 2007

lizard vagina

a person of croatian descent, used in a derogatory manner

Hey Stjepan, go back to Zagreb you lizard vagina!

by wawawawawawawawawawa February 4, 2009