limp bizkit

Red neck mysogynst douche bags whose fans are as obese as their singer is.

Ryan Penneys and Billy Eck are goobers, no wonder they love Limp Bizkit

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003

limp waffle

A vagina with over-sized fucking yuge' labia.

"Stacy has a limp waffle; you could tie that shit in a Windsor knot"

by erectilehubrus October 10, 2017

limp chubby

A very short but thick penis. (Kinda like a cheese wheel).

It is hard for Larry to jack off because he has a limp chubby.

by Sir Isaac Newton III July 24, 2006

Limp pimp

A conventional pimp whomst does not in any way mix business with pleasure.

Remember that guy George we met? that guy is such a limp pimp!

by dad that has too much too drin August 9, 2017

turbo limp

A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.

Catherine turbo limped to the bus stop, in order to not miss her bus with her friend, Lucy on it.

by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017

limp mummy

When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies

Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!

by Handy Crappers March 31, 2016

limp carrot

Limp dick

Your a big limp carrot! A big pussy that can't stand for nothing!

by Jaded Gypzy January 24, 2020