limp bizkit

Red neck mysogynst douche bags whose fans are as obese as their singer is.

Ryan Penneys and Billy Eck are goobers, no wonder they love Limp Bizkit

by Peter Parker November 14, 2003

limp chubby

A very short but thick penis. (Kinda like a cheese wheel).

It is hard for Larry to jack off because he has a limp chubby.

by Sir Isaac Newton III July 24, 2006

limp waffle

A vagina with over-sized fucking yuge' labia.

"Stacy has a limp waffle; you could tie that shit in a Windsor knot"

by erectilehubrus October 10, 2017

limp

limp could be part of the name of the better band in the world. LIMP BIZKIT

LIMP BIZKIT is better than everyone

by Diegodiego November 24, 2006

limp mummy

When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies

Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!

by Handy Crappers December 21, 2015

turbo limp

A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.

Catherine turbo limped to the bus stop, in order to not miss her bus with her friend, Lucy on it.

by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017

Limp dick

A chubby small penis🍆

Kate; teddy sent me nudes last night!
Lola; loll was it big?
Kate; naa it was a limp dick tbh.

by bruvvajohnn November 21, 2017