limp bizkit

Red neck mysogynst douche bags whose fans are as obese as their singer is.

Ryan Penneys and Billy Eck are goobers, no wonder they love Limp Bizkit

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003

limp chubby

A very short but thick penis. (Kinda like a cheese wheel).

It is hard for Larry to jack off because he has a limp chubby.

by Sir Isaac Newton III July 24, 2006

limp waffle

A vagina with over-sized fucking yuge' labia.

"Stacy has a limp waffle; you could tie that shit in a Windsor knot"

by erectilehubrus October 10, 2017

Limp Cock

When a penis is unable to get hard

Peta Tarpon Mattin - Tony, it took me 2 years to get hard:(

Tony mottin - Peta, its because you have a limp cock!

by Peta Tarpon Mottin May 22, 2019

limp mummy

When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies

Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!

by Handy Crappers March 31, 2016

limp carrot

Limp dick

Your a big limp carrot! A big pussy that can't stand for nothing!

by Jaded Gypzy January 24, 2020

Limp Twister

When ones penis limply flails around within a females vaginal cavity, Usually in a twirling motion..... like a helicopter blade.

Dude! I just limp twister-ed that bitch!

by TheGroin June 16, 2010