Chocolate Lightning

The Shits...

High pressure squirts of diarrhea...

Nuff said...

When Tyra woke up after a night of Chili and Beer, she exclaimed: "Oh baby, I got the Chocolate Lightning!"

by David Kulma December 14, 2008

mountain lightning

Ghetto mountain dew from wal-mart, the keystone of sodas

Hey look, matt's butt-chugging that mountain lightning!

by jooooooooooost December 18, 2009

taste my lightning, fucker!

1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.

It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".

"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.

guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*

by The Desolate One April 18, 2008

ride the lightning

Ride the Lightning is Metallica's second album. It was released in 1984 and its tracklist is as follows: Fight Fire With Fire, Ride the Lightning, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Fade to Black, Trapped Under Ice, Escape, Creeping Death, and The Call of Ktulu.

Ride the Lightning is one of Metallica's best albums in the opinions of both veteran fans and new fans alike.

by 62Orion86 September 26, 2005

Lightning Crashes

Song from 1995 performed by the band Live from their album Throwing Copper. It is about a friend of the band who was killed by a drunk driver. She had her organs donated and the songs lyrics reflect how her death enabled others to live.

Lightning Crashes is one of Live's best known songs

by Captain Atlanta March 30, 2010

Lightning Bolt

A Ping Pong ball thrown by a fat kid during a woodland LARP tournament.

"Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"

by insertname April 27, 2007

lightning punch

A sudden, quick and unexpected punch to the face, often near knocking the opponent clean out.

This differs from a sucker punch as it isn't done from behind or before the fighters have squared up.

The guy didn't want to fight but then suddenly BAM he used a lightning punch and near knocked the other dude out.

by craigix March 12, 2005