Lead-pede

The lead person in a human centipede

"you will be my lead-pede!"

by scottkid October 15, 2011

Jet leaded

Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday

I forgot that I saw that document, I must have been Jet leaded

by Rogue Two June 6, 2023

lead deficient

When someone is so pathetic, stupid, or annoying, they are lacking lead in their diet and need a dose of lead pills. Sometimes put into an acronym LDC (Lead Deficient Cunt) or the female term LDT (Lead Deficient Trollop). Normally these people are cured by one dose of pills. If in doubt, reapplying treatment is acceptable. Lead deficiency in people is very common and should be treated.

Fuck off Michael you lead deficient cunt.

by Werb69 September 29, 2021

Liquid Lead

A negative term used to describe the toxic properties of alchohol

If he wants to ruin his body drinking Liquid Lead, so be it

by DickOfDiamonds July 10, 2017

Lead out

Cycling term. When you shelter a team mate from the wind so they are fresh and strong for a sprint finish.

'Rich won the Button Street sprint thanks to Paul and Marks great lead out.'

by Daily flumper May 26, 2022

Lead bloons

An annoying bloon that is best popped with a BIA

Monke 1: "Are those lead bloons?"
Monke 2: "Shit they are"

by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021

lead thumb

Someone who presses the buttons entirely too hard on any game controller. Similar to someone with a lead foot in a car.

Dude, you could hit the buttons faster if you didn't have a lead thumb.

by shrimpy121 May 26, 2016