Wet the Lettuce

Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.

"Hey, Kyle, i'm just going to wet the lettuce" - "Oh, fuck me, Trish! I didn't want to know that".

by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice September 28, 2013

shake the lettuce

a female urinating,

imagine water being shaked off a wet lettuce now substitute the water for urine and lettuce leaves for...

drunken girl at pub says to friend 'I've got to go and shake the lettuce before I explode' and proceeds to go to the toilet.

by lantern January 25, 2007

Fresh Lettuce

A very recent haircut.

"Alex got some fresh lettuce today. He must've just got his hair cut yesterday."

by marcopchen November 5, 2009

Hot Lettuce

The way your genitals feel when you have to pull your underwear up quickly in the middle of a hot, wet sex session to avoid being caught.

My girlfriend and I are sitting here with hot lettuce since my mom came home early.

by Arrowhead 6 November 3, 2019

lettuce-sauce

Synonym for "salad dressing".

A sauce applied to lettuce and other greens. Word usually used during moments of extreme idiocy.

Can someone pass the... erm... lettuce-sauce?

by Lepidus April 8, 2007

Lettuce muncher

A lettuce muncher is a vegan. But not just any old kind, no the worst of the worst. Getting called a lettuce muncher is a pure insult. A lettuce muncher are the kinds of vegan that protest in the streets saying shit like ‘it’s not food, it’s violence’. Lettuce munchers are a pest to society and need to be taken away.

Fuckin’ lettuce munchers protesting shit again!
Someone give that lettuce muncher a steak, it might put some sense into em’!

by Coolo420 April 18, 2019

Surprise Lettuce

The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.

Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.

"I just got some surprise lettuce in my quesadilla, yum!"

by Jenna LO February 11, 2013