lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl December 28, 2005

lance

a privileged fat ass white boy who cannot learn to wear a belt because his ass crack sticks out all the time. common symptoms include: hunting, tries to be black, calls potatoes spicy, considers taco bell mexican food, hits the juul*dabs*, uses filters to make his small dick sexy.

quit being such a "lance" you faggot fuck.

by niggerfucker6696969 December 3, 2018

luncheonmeat lance

Another word for a penis

Hey baby get some of this luncheonmeat lance down your neck.

by Beardsville June 13, 2006

Lance Hilton

a very short 9 year old looking boy. He has a millimeter peter and is bad at everything he does.

Lance Hilton is so short and I would never want to hang out with him.

by Zorooq January 8, 2019

ass lancing

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

by Griphftor July 5, 2006

East Lancs

The escape route that scousers use after a successful tire stealing trip to Salford or Manchester

calm down calm down, eh eh eh? We'z on the east lancs now with theez tires!

by Caiman December 30, 2004

Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016