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Loose As Octomom

adj. a description of a vagina that is supposedly wider than that of Nadia Sulaimon (octomom) who has had a shitload of children, including birthing octuplets leaving her with a new level of permanent gape.
Man, I knew you got around, but you loose as octomom.
by define it quick May 10, 2009
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loose leaf

(n) An overly promiscuous individual. A more free term for skank, slut, or ho. Durived from the behavior of a piece of paper when thrown in the air, how it moved with no bounds, or control, in a promiscuous way.

(v) Engaging in promiscous or random sexual intercoarse. May or may not be with an unknown partner. Usually, but not always, in a casual sexual encounter. Possibly in-intimate.
"Susie slept with 4 different guys in one night. She is SO loose leaf."

"My boyfriend just got in from Dallas tonight, and I think I may loose leaf with him as soon as he get home."
by Astrodisiac August 13, 2006
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Loose Ass

1. Nickname for someone who is gay or is acting extremely gay. Meaning there poop chute is wide open. Loose Asses can often be heard coming by the distinct flapping of their ass cheeks.

2. A girl who gets rammed in her B-hole very often
Yo Wolfgang was eating a banana very sexually today, I bet he's got a loose ass.

I'm bout to get it in tonight, the girl I'm dating is a loose ass
by huskymeat September 13, 2011
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loose butthole

something bad, not good, misleading, unpleasant, or just straight messed up
guy1: i totally broke your bowl(marijuana pipe)

guy2:dude thats loose butthole
by EASTSIDEGSALLDAY June 12, 2011
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douche on the loose

A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.
Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.
by gasummer09 May 30, 2009
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loose shooting

Recklessly ejaculating in a girl you really don't like, possible causing an unwanted pregnancy.
Person One: This cat is crying cause he got (insert name of one night stand woman here) pregnant.

Person Two: Good for his ass he shouldn't have been loose shooting.
by AJames June 11, 2006
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Boots Loose

Any type of high.
Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.
"Dude, are your boots loose?"

If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."

"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."

"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."
by Nick and Amanda February 17, 2009
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