Lamp

When you are typing lmao and it auto-correct’s or u accidentally hit p

Lamp, Fuck I meant lmao

by Elsa Arendell December 19, 2020

Dirty Lampshade

A term used to describe the act of when a naked man sits on top of woman's head covering her face with his penis, when she tugs on his penis he farts.

When I finished my Thanksgiving dinner I gave Wendy a dirty lampshade.

by trtbmm November 22, 2011

Lampin'

Lampin' means to just kickback, relax, max, or chill.

Lampin'

by Murderap August 24, 2010

Lamppost

The name you would be called after doing a stupid action.

"Aiden, you're such a lamppost!" His friends yelled at him.

by JPSzfilms December 5, 2013

lamp

lamp is moth life
LAMP

can you give me the lamp brother

by moth loving October 5, 2018

Dollar Lamprey

Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.

Dude, you she's only with that wet doughnut because he drives a BMW. Psst, dollar lamprey.

by oxygen theif April 25, 2010

leg lamp in the window

Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.

Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.

Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.

by MCUD December 31, 2010