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Smackin' The Kraken

Smackin' The Kraken is a stereotypical white way of saying "Whacking the sack"
Jack - You know that preppy white kid? He was caught smackin' the kraken in the bathroom yesterday.
Jill - At least he didn't bring his girlfriend up a hill to fuck and threw her off the hill when he was rejected, you asshole.
by Maltox June 14, 2018
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wackin the kraken

To masturbate. From the terms wackin and kraken (underwater erection)
"Oh man i got caught wackin the kraken last night"
by saladtossings123 October 19, 2018
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karen the kraken

it's not karen karen it's actually karen the kraken. A huge octopus that's like better than karen that doesn't even exist now. A big kraken that usually reference to saying "your a fucking crackhead that just got dumped in the ocean". A slain word of saying a racist mother fucker.
Hey shut up "karen the kraken!" that's how you supposed to say.
by treehouseBarBQ November 20, 2019
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Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.
I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!
by Beth Oswald September 5, 2008
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The Kraken

A nickname for the repulsive ass of one of your particularly large friends. Just pray you never see the eye. Nobody has ever seen its eye and lived to tell the tale.
Dude, put your pants back on, i don't want to sit here and look at The Kraken.
by ihatebuffering March 20, 2011
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Kramer

1. )A guy who is given to much flak for the use "nigger." It confuses me however that HE would get into so much trouble for using a word that is popular among blacks themselves. Even more confusing is the fact that the equivalant name "cracker" can be used without consequence openly by anybody.

2. )A guy who is being taken to court for excercising his 1st admendment rights

3. )A guy who has appologized for the use of a common word but people still wont shut up about

4. )A guy who is guilty for being white
Kramer called a man a nigger, AFTER being heckled, the black ma- I mean nigger played the victim and caused a big cluster fuck for Kramer.
by Matt Andrews November 30, 2006
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Kidder Kaper

a sex educator, author, and podcaster from the insanely popular podcast, Sex is Fun. He's known for blending a snarky sense of humor with a passionate desire to teach the world to be unafraid to enjoy sex, safely and responsibly. His first book, "Sex is Fun" published by Penguin/Avery is a fully illustrated sex manual formatted like graphic novel and represents all sexual orientations regardless of where the reader falls on the Kinsey Scale.

Though much has been speculated about the origin of his name, he set the record straight by admitting that he originally got the name after being struck in the head by a Kidder-brand waterski leading him to require several stitches above his right eye.
Kidder Kaper is a different kind of sex educator.
Nobody hates tattoos as much as Kidder Kaper.
Straight men like butt play too, just ask Kidder Kaper.
by VioletPurple August 3, 2010
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