Dirty Kowalski

The sexual act of fingering someones ass and instead of performing the famous "Dirty Sanchez",which is wiping your finger across the others top lip,you wipe your figer across your own top lip.

Hey Tony,I was finger banging this girl in the ass last night, and I was so drunk,instead of giving her a "Dirt Sanchez", I gave myself a Dirty Kowalski"!It wasnt good!

by REO Speed Dealer January 15, 2008

Kowal

A Kowal is one of the most elite gamers usually mobile games such as COD, and one of the smartest people you know, But is lazy. A Kowal is someone that could make you laugh and never gives up easily.

Damn that guy is so smart, yea but he does no work and only plays video games he must be a "kowal"

by Ultra Nub December 10, 2019

Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different

guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?

by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006

Kowalski Analysis

Something my retard brother named zunkerduke says all the time

Who is Ceeday, Kowalski Analysis, Irrelevant

by Your Nan's Mom December 9, 2018

Kowen

Cameroonian word for Monster

"He's a Kowen"

"Duh, I Kowened it"

by youwonttakethatshot December 29, 2009

kowabunga

When a man gently places his pinky, ring and middle fingers into a woman's anus, his forefinger into her vagina and then gently rubs her clitoris with his thumb. This will often bring a woman to an orgasm very quickly. It is NOT recommended that you ask the woman's permission before attemting this maneuver.

Bertha: That feels weird, what are you doing down there Solomon?

Solomon: Just relax baby. This Kowabunga's gonna make you cum like a mad woman.

by Porkchop M. October 18, 2008

Kowa

Kowa, a smart, quick witted guy always willing to help out females in a instant, will change how he acts around girls or guys, has a small penis and is self concious about penis jokes

"See how he left that conversation to help her? A total Kowa"

by Im a total Hayden September 30, 2016