keyed

adj. Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of both physical and mental faculties.

Dude, I'm pretty keyed.
Can also be used cleverly to describe certain keyed indivduals, as in "Foskeyed".

by dannyfoskey February 7, 2003

darren keyes

An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt

Darren Keyes stop suckin wully

by Fuckin person July 22, 2017

keter

The process of shoving a can of green beans 13.5 inches down your asshole.

Jerry like to keter on Tuesday

by Fuck wit em January 29, 2018

keyfer

A faggot who bums sonic and likes to finger his bum hole when his parents are not watching.

guy 1: Hey did you hear that Keyfer was fingering his arse whislt playing sonic generations
guy 2: 420 blaze it

by Jon28 April 18, 2014

Kented

When someone gets a change of clothes in a short amount of time to escape a tricky situation.

I just kented my way out of getting caught.

by Sarmen Sinanian May 21, 2006

Keyen

Keyen also known as kiki & my lil nigga. Doesn’t put up with dumb broads like ella and avery. She is tough and all about kicking ass. Super gorgeous and friendly. If she isn’t drinking a slurpee or having funnel sticks don’t fuck with her.

Keyen is my nigga
Keyen was just kiki ing around

Omg get to know Keyen

Ella and Avery are dumb broads

by Jokesta772 February 21, 2019

keeter

Buzzkill, something that annoys you

"Wow that guy is such a keeter"
"This party is a keeter"

by 3mPATHy April 20, 2009