Kevin

a kid who thinks he is the shit, can get extremely annoying, dates ugly fat annoying girls, has a vampire/elvis wana be haircut that he thinks is cool, tries to dress gangster when he is the farthest thing from it, is a bit fat.
Kevin you think your hot shit when your NOT!
by mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 January 13, 2009
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Kevin

Likes to be raped. Also the act of raping .
Lets 'Kevin' that guy
by sidjosdj August 13, 2010
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Kevin

A guy who likes 2 guy 3-ways and touches sacks with the other guy
Dude last night I was really wasted and I pulled a Kevin! I'm really ashamed...
by killazilla200 July 21, 2010
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Kevined

To be locked in an old messy car with dysfunctional back doors. How long it takes you to get out says a lot about the type of person you are.
"Dude, I got Kevined today?"
"You're such a scrub bro!"
by TraceRabil December 03, 2011
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Kevin

A very salty sister
Greg: There’s Kevin

Jimmy: He is a salty sister
Greg: Lol
by A very Salty sis May 11, 2019
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Kevin

A small self centered son of a bitch whose father is meaner than a junkyard dog, and he uses Great Value Shampoo which clearly isn’t used enough because of his awful dandruff. He also eats cheese with ass but don’t worry about him choking on it with his ass because it’s already spread out enough from dick riding shit dick Deje all day long
Kevin is a little Irish son of a bitch with an drunken asshole of a father
by Jordi El Niño August 03, 2019
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Kevin

Has abnormally large titties for the male species. and lactated a lot. likes hairy men, especially with the name Bara. Is very thicc and loves to impregonate ears and teddy bears as his fetish.
woah those titties look like they belong to kim K. must be a Kevin
by kevin’stiddies October 19, 2019
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