Keister

To inject alcohol into your anus to bypass the liver to get drunk.

I used a turkey baster to keister a couple shots last night. Man I got fucked up.

by vevalachris June 30, 2011

Keister For Easter

When a man gives anal sex to a woman On easter, Put it in the Keister for Easter

"baby, after the egg hunt can I put it in the keister for easter?"

by THE GNAR!!!!!!!!! March 31, 2009

Keslering

With reference to the sport of ice hockey. To embellish upon a highly marginal rule infraction in order to draw a penalty.

Slang: to fall down like a bitch when breathed upon or given a dirty look.

"Hey that sure was a great soccer match wasn't it?"

"Not really, the other team was Keslering all over the place."

by TheHockeyGod January 26, 2013

Kestler

A sex act between 3 lesbians involving peanut butter and bananas.

I saw this thing called a Kestler in a porno, and i've been craving peanut butter ever since.

by kacykaughn February 15, 2010

kyster

A bitch who falls 24/7 due to the fact he has absolutely no balance. Most of the time he tries to make everyone feel bad for him, and it works.

Holy shit dude, that cunt Kyster just fell all the way down that big-ass hill and bruised his fupa!!!

by Swussy March 4, 2008

keter

The process of shoving a can of green beans 13.5 inches down your asshole.

Jerry like to keter on Tuesday

by Fuck wit em January 29, 2018

Kestral

A very nice, pretty, loving, and pretty girl. She does not fall in love easy but when she does she is very sensitive. Be careful. When you are with her every day will be an adventure. She is easy to get along with but can also be confusing.

She is such a"Kestral"

by Sophie❤️ August 21, 2016