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keith mason 

The coolest, most badass ninja. Some say he is more skilled than a Halo Spartan. Other say he makes Chuck Norris cry.
Did you see that new Jet Li flick? He went Keith Mason all over them!
keith mason by BluesMamaMT November 6, 2014

Keith Norman 

The ultimate disguise, the name you give someone whenever you don't want the other person to know your name. This disguise is hand-crafted to be flawless, it takes a genius to crack this code.
This b*tch asked for my name at Starbucks, so I said Keith Norman

keith cheggers 

Keith Cheggers is a cockney slang phrase used to describe someone who is pregnant
"Oh my god..im keith cheggers my mums gona kill me!"
keith cheggers by Sexy_Mofo August 9, 2006

Keith Moon 

The single greatest drummer and rock star of all time. Played for The Who. He lived a reckless, care free life that eventually led to his death at age 31 of a drug overdose on September 7th, 1978. He was known for blowing up his drum set, and also kicking it over a lot. Singuarly the greatest musician to ever live.
Don't take my word for it, go out and buy Tommy or Live At Leeds.
Keith Moon by Sparky December 22, 2004

Keith Moon 

The most (literally) insane and crazy drummer the world has ever known. Pretty much the first legit Punk Rocker. Infamous for eating goldfish, exploding drum sets, and throwing Televisions out of hotel windows. Oh, and revolutionizing drums in rock n' roll. Known to be an inspiration of John Bonham, who also kicks ass.
The Who still kick ass - but not NEARLY as much without Keith Moon's presence on stage!
Keith Moon by Joe Vulgaris May 21, 2010

keith case 

Dude, I can see your keith case showing, we're just watching infomercials.
keith case by datcrazymofouknow April 22, 2014