A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024
Get the Work Kermitmug. After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.
“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!
by JermzLundy April 2, 2019
Get the Kermitmug. Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog
by rhytian January 3, 2020
Get the Kermitmug. An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.
by Kermitism November 26, 2020
Get the Kermitismmug. To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.
I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.
by Erotic Fantasy August 23, 2014
Get the pull a Kermitmug. by i forgor my name February 16, 2025
Get the kermit the frogmug. When a drunk guy walks into the middle of a scene of my 600lb life and starts fucking her and she orgasms to the point of explosive Diarra and get her last night's slop all over him
Yo John did you hear that Jesse was Kermit froggin last night and couldn't show up to work because it was a shitty experience
by Kermit the bacon eating frog July 13, 2022
Get the Kermit frogginmug.