the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.
boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect
by jkristie04 December 19, 2019
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Answerer: "Jibs Jones!!!!!!! Jibs Jones!!!!!!! Jibs Jones Jr here. What up Jibs?"
C: "Are you keepin' it snoot?"
A: "Fo'really do am. You?"
C: "Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeeeeaaahhhh Buddy!"
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C: "Are you keepin' it snoot?"
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C: "Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeeeeaaahhhh Buddy!"
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