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Jove or Joved

Origan: Klingon
adjective: To amplify something or someone's greatness by 20000 fold
verb: To express an absolute victory, ownership, or leadership over something or someone
Joved you again, saucy boy!

This play perk is totally jove!

Matt Meyers is the most jove dude in the world
by Matt Meyers September 13, 2004
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Juded

it is the act of being raped. Usually starts with a proper shit get with, then the aggressor usually tries to fuck. the gw involves a lot of teeth grinding but sometimes can acc be okay (this is v rare). The aggressor usually is persistent and resilient but not acc good at making you feel good. The victim ( the one that got juded) usually is not sober or is unconscious.
"wtf did I get juded last night at the party"
by x!xSurvivorx!x November 10, 2019
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Jaded

A song by Aerosmith that no one really understands with a possessed girl in the music video.
Ja ja jaded
In all it's misery
It will always be what I love
And hated
And maybe take a ride to the other side
We're thinkin' of
We'll slip into the velvet glove
And be jaded

My my baby blue
Yeah I'm thinkin' 'bout you
My my baby blue
Yeah I'm so jaded
And baby I'm afraid a you

Your thinkin's so complicated
I've had it all up to here
But it's so overrated
Love and hate it
Wouldn't trade it
Love me jaded
by Ryan H May 8, 2004
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Joed

A term coined in order to refer to someone who folds under pressure and blows it in a competitive event (i.e., golf, poker, etc.).

See also Shitting the Bed.
Tiger really Joed that putt at The Masters.
by Dr. Spicoli April 17, 2010
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joned

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d
1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!
by eBrian March 21, 2003
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Joed

A term coined in order to refer to a very stupid act. Originally refering to a player of Eve-Online who flies an ill fitted ship into hostile territory and proceeds to get destroyed by inferior hostile forces.

The pilot in question flew a carrier into hostile territory to "rat" (A term refering to grinding to raise money.) The carrier was fitted with battleship sized modules and no fighter drones. (Fighter Drones: A specialty drone used by Carriers as one of its primary means to defend itself or support the fleet.) He was promptly engaged by 3 hostiles which any other carrier pilot would have been able to fight off with a properly fitted vessel. He lost his ship and his pod.
He was "Joed"
An individual screws up badly not in accident but out of pure stupidity and lack of common sense. "You got Joed" "Your a Joe"
by Murmus July 2, 2006
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Joed

I just joed.
by Chris L Lambert January 3, 2011
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