Jewhole

Hole of a jewish person, Anus, asshole of someone of jewish descent or background.

I am going to kick you in the JEWHOLE.

by Insanity Rowe August 20, 2008

Jewbo

1. Bingo that is sanctioned by those of Jewish faith; particularly when played in a temple or synagogue.

Look, that sign says that there is Jewbo in that temple on Sunday nights.

by Quigro December 4, 2004

jewload

To download/send/receive music or pornography illegally. Websites such as Jewsendit.com is a common favorite for this piracy.

"Dude, Jewload me some Opeth"
"Metallica took Napster to court because there was too many mexicans jewsending and jewreceiving their songs"

by Turbo86 June 29, 2006

Jemo

An amalgamation of the two worst music styles known to man, these being Christian rock and Emo. (jesus + emo = jemo) Band lyrics tend to be confused; writers are not sure whether to cry over the girl who left them in fourth grade or over the death of their savior.

It began when jimmy saw the cross-shaped guitar. Two styles were fused that day: Christian Rock and EMO were combined with one another to spawn a new, ultra-sucky genre. This freshly born style had the power to bring tears to the eyes of sentimental losers with funny hair, while simultaeneously encouraging the young population of america to sign up for the christian church. To the dismay of every straight male and reasonable human being on earth, the birth of JEMO had come to pass.

by Masked definitioner June 1, 2004

jewmour

jewish humour; a joke that is making fun of hebrews/israelites/crazy people who wear those little hats

Finklestein: what do you call the extermination of thousands of jewish people?
Adolf: my kind of weekend!
Finklestein: now thats some jewmour!

by turtledave6969 May 17, 2011

Jewmosexual

A crossbreed between a jew and a homosexual, both of which many hate.

"The Jewmosexual teabagged Chuck Norris."

Kid-"Mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me."
Mother-"Dont be startled, when you're older they'll be all over"
Kid-"But mommy, what are they?"
Mother-"Son, I wanted to wait 'til you were older but...they're crossbred homos jews."

by Jesus666777 November 25, 2007

Jewgold

The name given to a pile of small change in coins but mostly in the Euro denomination as it is coloured gold.

Have you got any Jewgold? I need like 20cents.

by ScottIRock September 25, 2010