1) When a school or mass shooting happens in America it will always be by a person that identifies with conservative ideology - Minus Exception A.
2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.
Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.
Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
Mike said, "Did you hear about that school shooting? I bet it was some libtard Antifa that dun' it."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
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A word with endless meanings which originates from Ryan Lochte, U.S Olympic Gold Medalist otherwise known as "Reezy" (best known for his rather interesting philosophical tweets). It's pronounced "jeer"
Instead of "The sandwich is HUGE" say "jeah jEAH JEAH"
Instead of "Duh" say "Jeah" in a monotone voice
You can use it for anything. Be creative.
Instead of "Duh" say "Jeah" in a monotone voice
You can use it for anything. Be creative.
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Get the jeah mug.A term often used in place of the word "Yeah" "Yes" "Alright" or "Okay", primarily by African Americans. It has become a popular term due to the fact of the rapper "Young Jeezy" stating this in some of his songs
Excerpt from Young Jeezy's "Standing Ovation"
ay...ay...ay...ay, Jeah! ay...Jeah!
OR
"Hey man you finally get some poon from that prude thing you call your girlfriend?"
"Jeah, i wish."
Let's go look for some hookers
Jeah! For sure
ay...ay...ay...ay, Jeah! ay...Jeah!
OR
"Hey man you finally get some poon from that prude thing you call your girlfriend?"
"Jeah, i wish."
Let's go look for some hookers
Jeah! For sure
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Wait.. did you see that guy, he is a total jethro.
Did you just say "total jethro", dude that was jethro.
Did you just say "total jethro", dude that was jethro.
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