Jed

Jed is an emo kid who puts deep messages on his discord status. He hates being called emo though he is the very essence of the word, and likes jacking off to Genshin Impact characters. He's also a very bad server owner.

Oh my fucking god, did Jed just post another deep message on his status again?

My god he is such an emo

by Jed's Sussy Baka July 28, 2021

Jed

A Jed is a name associated with a person who lies and manipulates to get “their bit” also used to describe scab movement or an insult normally referred to as Jedding abbreviated it’s jed

Are you jedding me

Don’t be a jed

Iwl stop moving like a jed

by BabygirlMm September 15, 2020

jed

OH MY GOD I LOVE JED SO MUCH
HE IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
PERFECT THING
OBSESSED WITH HIM
YOU ARE BLESSED IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS JED

Jed: Hey
You: *dies*

by jedsslut August 31, 2023

Jed

Stinky hot shit who I’d rather have the intercourse with a Dani divisor HATER who is also from France then be near

Person 1: dude Andrew is like a jed

Person 2: yes Behzinga

by Jedhater420 February 3, 2024

jed daughter

nakayla is jed’s daughter , she’s a baser known for knocking a pro boxer out in a video while loosing her ray bands.

- a baser in a orange shirt .
“ i’m jed daughter “
“ chillat , chillat cause im bout that “
“ you ready ? you ain’t ready “

by thebesttoeverdoitandachieveit February 1, 2021

Jed

A smart kid who wears glasses and ACTUALLY does work in school, what a loser.
Also incredibly friendly and always brightens up your day.

"Woah, Jimmy is soooo smart, I wish I had brains like his."
"I know Julia, he is such a Jed."

by JimmyJelly15 November 6, 2019

Jed

The tip of a penis.

Gross! Your jed has to be infected!

by CatholicPope August 24, 2023