Jared

An enormous faggot often over zealous about his passion for cocks and water polo. He spends most of his life in the pool, either playing with cock or balls. The fagooty way he slurps cock is bested only by his ability to lose in polo matches. He is also known to set his friends aside to eat cock or cradle balls.

Kid 1 : hey is Leonard coming?

Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared

Or

Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.

by Jaredboy March 11, 2013

Jared

Jared a big donkey look king fag with a small cock

Jared , he's got small cock

by Omar June 7, 2014

Jared

The almighty homosexual

Kids get inside! Jared is cumming!

by Turkey Jerky Tom April 13, 2015

Jared

He works at Subway and has a "Five Dollar Foot Long".

Jared works at Subway

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016

Jared

The stupid ass Jew everyone's cool with. That kids got more problems than a mental patient. Usually known as the drug dealer because he's getting rid of all those prescriptions mommy has him on. Nice guy though

"Damn Jareds drunk again"?

by Autobon946 March 31, 2017

Jared

A person who only cares about his friends and family and the doesn't care about. Always disrespectful and has a bad attitude and doesn't give a fuck what people say about him. Always laugh at the bad things!

Jared is a careless person

by Hajsh November 30, 2018

Jared

a massive whore

Stop being such a whore, Jared.

by miath August 11, 2018