degenerate junkie scramble

A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.

degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful

by dmbx7 July 2, 2008

sql junkie

someone who is able to do data analysis by directly banging up against relational databases.

She doesn't need to wait for the company to publish the earnings report, she is a sql junkie and can go and get those numbers herself.

by underthewire October 24, 2008

hug junkie

someone who when everytime you meet, always wants to give hugs

guy 1: i cant wait to see chris again
guy 2: yeah, but he's turned into a total hug junkie.

by pistachiojunkie June 15, 2009

huge junk

Junk (aka man's penis) that is both long as well as thick in girth.

Damn, you've got huge junk! I mean its not scary big porno dick, but WOW. You packin'!

by rosiedarling April 25, 2011

Pimple Junkie

Person (usually a woman and/or relative) who, at the sight of someone's pimple, can not help themselves but to bust the pimple. The pimple junkie will often nag until the pimple-prone person will let them bust the zit.

Mother : Oh my goodness what a huge zit on your your face! Come here so I can bust it.

Son : No mom... You are such a pimple junkie!

by Saku11 November 14, 2011

ginger junk

The genitalia of a red headed person. The place where ginger jizz comes from.

Mr. Rogers was accused of touching Casey's ginger junk.

by Clackamas May 1, 2015

junk shot

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A photograph of a male nude showing all his exterior genitalia explicitly, full frontal. This is often referred to as "the full Monty", but that term's chief reference is to male-stripper performances, while "junk shot" refers specifically to photographs or videos.

"Junk" has been slang for "penis and testicles" for a number of years, and "shot" in this sense refers to photography.

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"You know that famous nude magazine for straight women and gay men? Levi Johnston disappointed me. He was the main article, but no junk shot of any kind. The centerfold had him showing his bottom."

"Bummer. Pun very much intended."

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010