itchy nitchy

When you’re fucking a girl and your balls get itchy, so you drag them along the bed like a snail, while still inside of the girl.

Last night was so good until I had to itchy nitchy, it was so embarrassing but she was still screaming.

by Smogdog February 5, 2022

Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.

Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

Itchy Scratchies

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.

I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

itchy eye

shays eye

ouch

by stinky April 28, 2003

Itchy Jenny

Another word for a vagina.

So Jenny, hows your itchy jenny? ;)

by Remy-rofl August 5, 2009

itchy stick

A back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have spot in my back I can’t reach.

by Semolina Pilchard May 27, 2020

Itchy Kitty

When you eat a girl out after trimming your facial hair, but haven't cleaned off all the clippings, resulting in severe female itching and discomfort.

"Yeah I like that my boyfriend looks fresh, but I hate how he gives me an itchy kitty when we fool around afterwards!"

by ITheRebelI October 11, 2011