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Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.

Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.

When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.

Ashkenazi (European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.

In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.

The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.

Jews are 'only' those that practice judaism. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel December 10, 2022
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Israeli Defense Force shirt

The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.
"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"
by therenster October 13, 2007
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Israeli-an Sand Storm

I was eating out my girlfriend after going to the beach and her vagina was sandy. After three minutes she gave me an Israeli-an Sand Storm and my eye had sand in it. Later we had a mongolian horse race.
by dizzle doozledaz January 9, 2011
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Israel

There are many countries in the middle east; such as Lebanon, Saudi Arabia and Israel
by TheHauge November 1, 2023
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Twelve Tribes of Israel

The 12 tribes of Israel are descendants of Jacob later change his name to Israel the 12 tribes are all black they are not Latino or Native American that is a lie
Twelve Tribes of Israel consists of all black people No Other Nation is included
by Kato12070 October 18, 2020
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israeli night goggles

To lol your ball sack over a girls eyes possibly during oral sex
She just kept staring at me... so I gave her the israeli night goggles
by Ambrosia666 October 1, 2007
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Israeli Bronco

You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell "FREE PALESTINE!". This gives you the feeling of riding a wild israeli bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. (You need a true israeli girl for this stunt.
The best israeli bronco is obtained with a higher officer (girl) within the the military - then it is even better! Try a girl from Mossad to get a really wild ride...
by Isak Dinesen January 30, 2009
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