Isaiah

Isaiah means hormones raging. A god like man. He pisses gold every time he awakes from slumber. He was actually the reason hitler never banged Stalin. With his lush hair and hazy brown eyes women still don't get lost in he sits in his room and masturbates alone. He's longed the feeling of love but has yet to get it so he's filled it with hentai and SoundCloud rap. If you listen to xxx hell probably call you a bandwagon. He's jokingly narsastic. He also has a long fat cockle that wonder women couldn't take. " a man who looks into the eyes of demon soon realizes he's looking in a mirror"

"Wow Isaiah is such a weeb! Fucking cringe!"

by Isaiah gonzo March 14, 2017

iSight

When someone has eyes only for apple products, even if the product is severely overrated or something of equal value and capability exists already.

John, "I need the new iPod touch. I must have it."

Sally, "Really? They removed the camera and video support? It doesn't even do that much..."

Doug, "Don't argue with him, Sally, he's got pretty bad iSight."

Sally, "Ah~"

by buckninety November 2, 2010

isaiah

man with extremly huge dick!

girl#1:i was with my boyfriend yesterday.
girl#2: you were?
girl#3:yeah, he has an isaiah dick

by badchick July 4, 2010

ismahan

a foxy mamma

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

isaiah

to have a sexy body. to have strong biceps, and ripped abs, and a nice ass

look at that isaiah lifting 700 lbs!!

thats guy is a total isaiah!

Man, that isaiah is a total hottie!

by tipwiz February 11, 2008

isaiah

a person who comes off as a hoe but once you get to meet them they are actually a whore

girl: did u meet a isaiah he’s such a how

by wingwing1 August 2, 2020

Isaiah

He is a very kind person. He is taller than most, He is athletic and plays multiple sports and it a very hot guy. He doesn't like people shorter than him because they aren't as cool. But he will be there for you whenever you need him. He also can be loyal and be commited to a relationship but it takes a special girl for him to go with. Any girl would be lucky to have an Isaiah. He will be sure to make you smile even when you're mad. And he makes alot of short people jokes just for the attention. But overall Isaiah is an amazing friend.

Jessica: did you see that handsome guy Isaiah in class yesterday he looks charming.

Emily: of course how could I not of seen him!

by Frankiebronman June 14, 2017