Iraqi shower

Attempting to mask body odor with extreme amounts of cologne, but instead results in an unpleasant mixture of aromas.

I was running late this morning, and didn't have time to take a real shower, so I took an Iraqi shower.

by rhami October 17, 2008

operation iraqi freedom

Most pointless military operation since the Cursades.

Just goes to show you that one man playing with fire can get an entire country burned.

by army_azn February 10, 2005

iraqatated

Synonym for "irritated". As promulgated by some stupid woman in the 2009 season of American Idol

I am so iraqatated with you!
I was iragatated by that dog that barked all night long.

by Child of the Corn January 21, 2009

Iraqnophobia

Fear of being deployed to Iraq.

I think Private Ryan has Iraqnophobia. He's scared to go to Iraq.

by Marcus October 10, 2004

Iraqnophobia

An unusually strong fear of Iraq, especially its ability to manufacture and use biological, chemical, and nuclear weapons. (A play on arachnophobia, an unusually strong fear of spiders.)

Now that September is here, President Bush can launch his "initial public offering" of stock in his newest product, Iraqnophobia.

by JRob October 5, 2005

Iraqernet

A combination of the word "Iraq" and the term "Internet." This term refers to the computer networking system in the Middle East since it works so very differently than it does anywhere else in the world.

The most prominent difference is the chronic loss of service once every few moments, often during the most vital parts of conversation.

If you experience any technical difficulties with your Iraqernet, please do not hesitate to contact your Afghanetwork manager.

"Sorry, my damn Iraqernet got cut off again."

by ZachKing88 March 14, 2010

Iraqi Time-Machine

Sleeping as much as possible to pass time so as to avoid a bad situation.

Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.

Man, fuck this place. If you need me, I'll be using the Iraqi time-machine. Wake me when it's time to go home.

by SomeDude0311 October 11, 2011