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internets

A term used by George W. Bush when he actually had meant to say "Internet":

While it's true that there exists an Internet2, there is no plausible reason to believe that Bush was referring to it, because I have no reason to believe that he is sufficiently technologically literate to be aware of its accidents and (more importantly), Internet2 is used solely as a network with which academic institutions transfer files at extremely high speeds and would therefore not have information about Bush's alleged millitary service foul play.
On the, on the internets
by CommieCowboy September 2, 2005
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international beat-off day

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2014
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international convention

International convention or IC is a once a year event where Jewish teens "come to touch boobies and get their dick sucked" -Hoodie Allen.
by JEWish March 12, 2015
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Interbutate

A synonym of interpret but used on more formal occasions, only used by the highest intellectuals of this day and age.
Guy 1: And the way that Dostoyevsky would interbutate this would be that his nihilistic outlook on life is deeply embedded into his character
Guy 2: I don't know I think Rick and Morty is just supposed to be funny
by coolkidweednumber January 24, 2018
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On February 15th all the people that didn't get a valentine celebrate together. Cheers 🥂
International single people's day is today
by Sherbi February 13, 2020
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International fuck off day

International fuck off day is on the 3rd of April.
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off
by Dafuckdoyouwant April 1, 2020
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International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"
by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021
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