inlovewmalak

inlovewmalak is such a nice person and her posts just make me smile cause she’s so pretty

Person1: inlovewmalak is so pretty
Person2: ikr!!!!

by 🫶🏼🫶🏼 July 25, 2022

Indonesia

The best country in the whole entire world!

What's the best country in the world?
Indonesia!

by BahasaIngriss October 18, 2022

Inloveable

To not think you’re good enough to love. Rejecting someone’s feelings to save yourself from getting hurt.

Inloveable isn’t something I can’t feel after I got rejected.

by Keaya’s favorite December 18, 2022

Indonesia

Indonesia is a country that likes to find trouble and start fights between countries. This country also likes to claim other people's work and famous people from other countries as theirs. They also have a feeling of envy towards Malaysia even though Malaysia is a small country compared to them.

indo p1 : let's steal other people's work

indo p2: let's go
Together : perfect indonesia style

by You.goddamn.right February 6, 2023

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.

"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"

by StinkyBoy556 April 28, 2023

Indonesia

The Weenie Hut Jr. of countries. By contrast, America is Salty Spitoon.

American: "I think you'd be more comfortable over at that country"
Non-American: "Indonesia?! Are you saying I belong in Indonesia?!"
American: "No, sorry, I was actually pointing to the country above it."
Non-American: "Malaysia"?!
American: "Yeah. Unless you think you have thick enough skin to hang out with me."
(Non-American inhales; cut to him at Indonesia)

by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023

Indonesians

Literally the ONLY people you'll ever get to hang out with if you don't stop taking everything so goddamn seriously and grow a thick skin.

"You take things too seriously, either grow a thick skin, or hang out with Indonesians the rest of your life"

by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023