HatchetPony

A fan of My Little Pony who also listens to Insane Clown Posse.

"Hey, that guy over there is a HatchetPony"

"Fucking hell, definitely going to avoid him"

by NotAHatchetPony June 10, 2013

Tow Hitch

Man bends over tucking back his erect member while the woman sucks the tip from behind. Just after he climaxes he farts in her face for the exhaust effect.

"No more Indian food on dates, man. That chik was giving me a tow hitch last night but I think sharted."

by Floppage June 6, 2009

mexican escape hatch

Found in a portable toilet or port-o-let at a construction site. It is the lid that closes the toilet which is believed to be a tunnel that leads to Mexico that many of the workers at the construction site have emerged from.

Man are there any Americans employed by this contractor or does he just open the Mexican escape hatch to find a crew.

by Christobon January 6, 2008

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

hitchin' a ride

a great green day song that has very rythmical guitar sounds and a catchy beat; the song is about how someone feels when their getting drunk

Troubled times,
You know I cannot lie,
I'm off the wagon,
And I'm hitchin' a ride

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

hatchet man

the person whose job it is to fire or lay off fellow employees in a company. It is usually a human resources employee, doing the dirty work for the owner or president of the company. They break the news to you, get the appropriate papers signed, make sure you clean out your workspace (not taking off with any company property), and see you off the premises.

While a company hatchet man may have some input as whether or not you get the sack, they do not make the final decision. They are acting on the boss' behalf, and such responsibilities are covered by their salary. Therefore they are like a workplace hitman, getting paid to finish people off for the higher ups.

Bill wants to see me privately in the conference room.

That's never good news, he's the company's hatchet man!

by Shumado January 21, 2011

bury the hatchet

To forgive and move on

After all these years, you need to bury the hatchet. You can replace a dog.

by DGirard July 17, 2005