hoobes

a dog's feet, namely those that look like a horse's hooves.

My dog Rosie's hoobes are super cute!

by halvox July 14, 2018

Hoover High School

A gay high school in glendale California known for fighting, nudes and lots of other gross things. Everyone in that school is annoying, teachers, students, even the ants in all the classrooms. someplace you DONT wanna be trapped in for 7 hours.

“remember that disgusting pornik we saw at the party one time.”

“ya bro, shes a hoover high school chick

by writer1225 October 24, 2019

Hoover high school

I just moved to Hoover Alabama around 6 months ago and go to the high school. What I’ve learned is that it is a big school full of closeted fake Christian’s that will talk shit about you then act like your friend the next minute. It’s segregated asf you’ll see a group of rich white kids and ghetto kids and you’ll see groups of black kids that wish they were white and want nothing to do with black people. Most of the teachers only like the football players and I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the teachers were fucking the students. Most of the kids are obviously gay but are Christian so they play it off and everyone here is fake asf and needs validation

I love hoover high school

by anonymous April 10, 2022

Hoover syndrome

Mental disorder in which the Carrier beloved they are sick every Thursday. They will believe they can’t do physical activities

Bob must have Hoover syndrome he hasn’t been to a Thursday practice in 2 weeks.

by User104739274 June 23, 2022

Clunge Hoover

A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.

Wow! Look at all those women he's pulling! His clunge hoover is definately working tonight!

by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011

Tits like hoovers

When a females breasts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. The breasts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.

Carl said he's wife has tits like hoovers!

by CCFD December 9, 2010

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016