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Bear Holding a Shark 

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.
The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!
Bear Holding a Shark by Schooldick September 21, 2017

urban hooking 

Putting a fishing hook through a girls pussy lips and say “I GOT A FISH, I GOT A BIG FISH!”
“I was urban hooking Johns mom last night!”
urban hooking by John Street Ave. February 14, 2022

Inappropriate hand holding 

Inappropriate hand holding is when you and your partner are having sex and interlock your fingers.
Marlin and I where having sex and we were Inappropriate hand holding.

premarital foot/toe holding 

-putting your feet/toes together before marriage (founding members- Clara, Landon; First test subject- Serenity)
me and my boas (boy-uhs) gots to see it through with our premarital foot/toe holding

how many numbers am I holding up 

When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy
Dude how many numbers am I holding up

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together 

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.