Homminder

A little person who takes care of a seaworthy vessel as a job. They also set alarms. This came to me in a dream.

"How much do you pay your homminder to take care of your boat?" "16.50 an hour, but he gets to live on the ship"

by whocares189123856710 September 20, 2025

Quad Hominem

Adverb: Belittling the speaker by attacking their argument

That wasn't an Ad Hominem fallacy, he clearly attacked the arguments in a fashion that embarrassed the speaker; that's Quad Hominem!

by Nzoe June 3, 2011

ad hominymph

A person who likes to debate online but whose idea of debate consists solely of levying ad hominem attacks until everyone loses interest in debating with her, at which point she declares victory.

OP: Posts something on social media.
Commenter: I disagree with what you said.
Commenter: For real, I disagree. Let's discuss.
Commenter: Why are you ignoring me?

OP: Because I have better things to do than debate online with a known ad hominymph. If I wanted to do something frustrating and pointless, I'd try to solve a Rubik's Cube.

by MrJeMrJeeves September 24, 2017

Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.

by 367 September 29, 2018

Home homines lupus

(Latin: a man is another man's wolf).

Home homines lupus can be translated to English as a) dog-eat-dog world or b) cutthroat competition

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021

Why homing style

Sloppily Kissing or making out with someone and taking their dirty underwear and socks to shove up your nostrils

bbg Brianna come over rn so we can fuck why homing style

by Briannasbigdick December 17, 2022