peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

by green deal UK November 6, 2014

sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)

Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.

by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008

Megan Holmes

Megan Holmes is typically a nice quiet person who is smart and always there to help if needed.
For some reason she enjoys unicorns quite a bit

Her name is Megan Holmes

by consider sympathizing March 30, 2022

Scarlet Holmes

Cool famous netball player, really tall

Scarlet Holmes is really cool

by Netball Ik May 7, 2021

Holme

Typically a sigma male with brown hair and a ponytail. He enjoys looking at other males, but not socially interacting with them. Potential DILF

Berin: Hallåja!

Edvin: Jävlar han där borta är så sexig
Berin: Ah de e en Holme

by KingKing69 March 15, 2022

hannah holmes

A very very nippy human who thinks Brooklyn 99 is a good TV show. Very autistic as shown in her rubbish taste of football teams because she supports CHELSEA. import sick emoji!!!!! Hannah will stand up to fast and fell and look stupid. The nice thing about Hannah is...... Nothing!!!!!

hannah holmes can be defined as stupid because she thinks Chelsea are a good team because they were equal with Liverpool for most of the game. Liverpool then won the trophy.

by BY THE BEST PERSON SHE KNOWS April 8, 2024

samantha holmes

Someone who is most beautiful and had no mouth filter, loud most of the time but a great friend. Find yourself one.

Samantha Holmes is so amazing but doesn't know when to shut up.

by unicornssss1015 June 5, 2016