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Hobosexuality

One who engages in hobosexual activities that allow them a place to stay and/or messes with someone's feelings because they only need to have that PLACE anything else is inconvenient
After a night with anyone who engages in hobosexuality and you caught feelings one might say
"Don't c*m in her, I love herr"

But you just missed your turn it will always come back
by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025
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Hobosexual

A woman or a man who regularly has casual sex and moves in with a new male or female hook up they decide to enter into a serious relationship with in order to prevent being homeless, staying with family, or having to become completely independent and live alone. This is a pattern they repeat in their relationships by moving in with boyfriends or girlfriends too fast so they can avoid being homeless and alone. Can stem from trauma, narcissism, low-self esteem, low self worth, a fear of being alone, a fear of being homeless, and a deep internal need for male or female validation. Homosexuals are not always loyal to the man or woman they choose to build a life with, and could cheat on them if they lack honesty and integrity.
I believe all hobosexuals can one day develop better character, live alone in their own housing, love themselves, and stop repeating the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay.
by igivethebestreads February 6, 2025
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Hobosexual

A woman or man who has a pattern of moving in with a new male or female hook up too early in their relationship. Their relationships have a pattern of moving in with a hook up, becoming serious with them too fast so they can avoid being homeless & alone, & ruining that relationship. They might have a roster of male or female friends on their phone they use for casual sex or validation just in case their main relationship fails. A female or male hobosexual who lacks honesty, integrity and self esteem will cheat & lie to the person they choose to move in with. This subconsciously forces them to find a new person to have sex with so they can have a place to stay. This cycle keeps repeating because they depend on the male or female validation of their lovers instead of loving themselves. Hobosexuals can suffer from mental health conditions, trauma, narcissism, a lack of self-awareness, and a lack of self-worth.
Every hobosexual is capable of being alone, happy, honest, and a better person. Once they stop the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay, they can move into their own apartment and live there completely alone without depending on relationships as a source of housing when there is no foundation of real love, friendship or respect.
by bestreadsbestkarma February 19, 2025
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Hobosexual

By definition homeless, but sleeping with different women in order for shelter.
Pulling a Joey D” not having a place to sleep but finding multiple fine jawnts to sleep with for months “hobosexual”
by Joey E dolan March 11, 2025
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Hobosexual

A sexual preference whereby an individual is particularly attracted to tramps or homeless people.
They’re such a hobosexual, they’re always going up to London to meet new tramps.
by Ur nans mum June 5, 2024
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Hobosexual

One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub
My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.
by Alissa Chevy July 16, 2024
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Hobosexual

An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.
He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.
by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023
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