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Hillbilly Handshake 

The sexual act whereby one uses one's hands to induce an orgasm in a direct relative. The Hillbilly Handshake is usually practiced by inhabitants of the U.S.A's southern states.
Bubba: "Pa, why is Ma making them strange sexual noises?"
Pa: "Your brother Cletus is givin' her a good ol' Hillbilly Handshake again. C'mon son, lets go watch Nascar in our trailer while we grow our mullets. AMERICA!"

hillbilly funk 

Rhythmically driven musical form where bayou patois & lyrical storytelling meet percussive bass fundamentals and electric guitar played in an aggressive, staccato manner.
The Jerry Reed tune "Amos Moses" is a prime example of hillbilly funk.
hillbilly funk by AdnanBey August 12, 2008

hillbilly tramp stamp 

The tan (or burn as the case may be) you get on your back from wearing a t-shirt that is a little too short; preferably, but obviously not exclusively, while working on a farm or garden in KY.
Roweena ended up with a bad case of blistering hillbilly tramp stamp from polishing her trailer hitch in her little sister's Homer Simpson t-shirt.

Hillbilly Sexting 

sending sexually explicit texts to members of your own family
-Did you hear about Timmy?

-Yea, he got caught hillbilly sexting his cousin.

-Eww.
Hillbilly Sexting by JeepGrrrl January 27, 2010

Hillbilly Slam 

It's simple. You are getting a girl from behind, and just as you are about to burst, you pull out a banjo and hit her over the head. Turns those southern girls on.
Last night I pulled the Hillbilly Slam on my sister.

hillbilly armor 

The scarps of metal sheets and found glass fused together on humvees by US soldiers in Iraq, to protect their vehicles from IEDs on the road.
Insurgent Iraqis found more than one way to break through the desperate attempts by Marines' soldiers to keep their Humvees in one piece as they patroled the streets of Baghdad.
hillbilly armor by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006