A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.
Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.
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by Corin August 28, 2003
Get the haterade mug.A certain phrase created by the Overrated Youtuber/Viner Jake Paul, this line is also used by his flock of sheep called "Jake Paulers". It is used by them when someone just says something they don't like instead of respecting the truth or their opinion or the statment they said, they just dab on them. Moral lesson: Not everyone who is popular or powerful is a good example
Cop: You do know that you are a fan of a Youtuber/Viner who drove his neighbours nuts.
Jake Pauler: YoUrE jUsT a HaTeR! dAb On ThEm HaTeRs! *dabs*
Jake Pauler: YoUrE jUsT a HaTeR! dAb On ThEm HaTeRs! *dabs*
by Haishadesu October 17, 2017
Get the dab on them haters mug.Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"
by Nelson666 September 7, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers Hater mug.Something you suggest someone drink when they're being a hater, or hating on someone or something. Derivative of the product/name "gatoraid."
by Skwirut June 16, 2003
Get the hateraid mug.When a gay person says something straight but the gay person doesn't want to give off a straight impression because he/she is not straight.
Ggay dude: You are a good looking girl No Hetero
Girl: Are you gay?
Gay dude: Yes that is why I said no hetero.
Girl: Are you gay?
Gay dude: Yes that is why I said no hetero.
by Gozzy September 29, 2008
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