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Closet Heterosexual

A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.
Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.
by Burnt Coffee October 31, 2008
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Heber

Good looking guy, usually gets all the ladies in the room, he melts ice!! and loves music!
look at that heber, his soo hott i want him!!
by back in black September 11, 2010
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haterade

A bevarage comsumed by haters to refuel their hating campabilities.
Suzy was hating on Jeromiah, so I asked, "Suzy, have you been sippin on that Haterade?"
by Corin August 28, 2003
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dab on them haters

A certain phrase created by the Overrated Youtuber/Viner Jake Paul, this line is also used by his flock of sheep called "Jake Paulers". It is used by them when someone just says something they don't like instead of respecting the truth or their opinion or the statment they said, they just dab on them. Moral lesson: Not everyone who is popular or powerful is a good example
Cop: You do know that you are a fan of a Youtuber/Viner who drove his neighbours nuts.
Jake Pauler: YoUrE jUsT a HaTeR! dAb On ThEm HaTeRs! *dabs*
by Haishadesu October 17, 2017
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Jonas Brothers Hater

Anyone who got a least a taste for real music
Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"
by Nelson666 September 7, 2009
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hateraid

Something you suggest someone drink when they're being a hater, or hating on someone or something. Derivative of the product/name "gatoraid."
by Skwirut June 16, 2003
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No hetero

When a gay person says something straight but the gay person doesn't want to give off a straight impression because he/she is not straight.
Ggay dude: You are a good looking girl No Hetero
Girl: Are you gay?
Gay dude: Yes that is why I said no hetero.
by Gozzy September 29, 2008
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